Since I was born I've started to decay

Since I was born I've started to decay

: darkship; July 14th, 2005

Current Music:: Atomic Kitten- I Want Your Love

If you're looking for tips on how NOT to deal with a divorce, Kerry Katona, or, as she now seems to be called, Sad Kerry, is the perfect inspiration. Having split with the former Westlife jeek because some Aussie singer caught his eye, she's since deteriorated horrifyingly in public, hanging out with Jordan, getting her already-large boobs expanded to the size of a small mountain range, and appears to be midway through a cocaine-addled breakdown. Hopefully rehab will help, otherwise we all know what the next chapter's going to be, and it'll be one that begins with a coffin.

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filthgrinder

2005-07-14 07:46 am (UTC)

hahahaha!!! Well it must be said, she is from Warrington which is a dump so I guess it was to be expected (I am currently in Runcorn,(a bigger dump) about 5 miles from said dump).

huhuhuhu I said dump

trentgurl

2005-07-14 09:36 am (UTC)

Maybe she'll be interr'd.

filthgrinder

2005-07-14 10:08 am (UTC)

Interr'd??

:s

trentgurl

2005-07-14 11:12 am (UTC)

Did you read Die's account of our trip round Chester where Joe said 'Interr'd? You'd have thought they'd find something nicer to bury him in!', which set Die off into a fit of giggles.

Anyway, what with Joe's coffin comments, and your 'hur hur dump'-ing, I thought I'd combine the two, as appears to be the fashion these days.

filthgrinder

2005-07-14 01:56 pm (UTC)

Ooooh I see now!! haha

trentgurl

2005-07-14 04:53 pm (UTC)

Give that gal a coconut!

darkship

2005-07-15 06:46 am (UTC)

I won't have this. Warrington is where most of my family come from, thanks! AND it's where I saw my first ever gig (Pulp/SFA/Cast/Supergrass/others).

Actually, thinking about it.... yeah, you're right. I know nothing about Runcorn other than the fact the footy team once lost 8-0 to Stevenage.

filthgrinder

2005-07-15 08:04 am (UTC)

You'll have to bare with me, I think most places are dumps!! I just don't like the majority of the UK!!!

There is however a good second hand CD store in Warrington Market!

atsmithee

2005-07-15 04:35 am (UTC)

Darn...so, are you still planning to use her as your valet?

darkship

2005-07-15 06:45 am (UTC)

Maybe I'll develop it somehow... if you ever write new episodes, that is. ;) She should definitely harness the power of British Violence to snap her out of the funk.

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